The food dilemma
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Leaving Cali means that i get to catch up with everyone before i leave, BUT that also means a lot of “lets go out to eat...”
No usually this is the best kind of news, but for some reason or another, (I actually think it’s due to anxiety and stress), my stomach has just been unhappy. It always feels like i’m ravenously hungry or seriously over-gorged. Either way, it feels the same - painful. Bleah.
So what do i do?
I’ve thought of several solutions -
1) There’s what David calls the “G-tube” which is basically a tube that is directly linked to the stomach and can be used to suction out unwanted masses of food. His vision is that it will be installed into bodies of the rich and famous, making the cap for it jewel-encrusted in order to keep it a status symbol. Basically it’s bulimia without the side effects of acid corroded teeth and nails.
2) I could take a product that my company used to sell called Diet Lean which i’m sure is positively the WORST thing you could possibly take. It allows food to pass through your system undigested. I dunno, it just sounds like a shoddy deal to me. Warnings like, “You may experience explosive diarrea or severe gas or anal leakage” make me a little wary.
or
3) Simply don’t eat. Boooooo.
So many choices, so little sense. What’s a girl to do? I’m thinking the G-tube is the most favorable option…
And now i will post a completely unrelated picture just for fun!
Weeeeeee! I’m freeeeeeeee!
your site is like the jackpot goldmine for incriminating pictures of max.. hahaha you and kimi look nice tho ^__^
Posted by on 08/09 at 05:04 PMI never knew what metrosexual meant until I saw this picture.
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