Fudruckers = Food Wreckers
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Fudruckers is a terrible chain of burgers and other fried/greasy food that should have their right to serve hot dogs REVOKED!
I take the hot dog situation is a personal affront! Being a burger place, they are well equipped to serve every condiment that one could ever desire on a burger. There is, in fact, a condiment bar with big tubs of ketchup, mustard, dijon mustard, bbq sauce, mayonaise, etc. with large pumps so you can squirt them lavishly upon your patty and bun. HOWEVER, when it comes to the very *basics* of hot dog condimentation, there is NOTHING! No sauerkraut. No onions. And worst of all, no relish!!
Who on earth serves a hot dog without these things? I ate my hot dog in stoney ketchupy silence. I even got up the nerve to express my annoyance with the condiment situation to one of the workers who seemed very amused by my emotional investment in relish.
Seriously though, i was about to rush out to a hot dog stand at the corner and beg them for relish. They only have a small 4’x3’ cart and yet THEY still seem to find room for these “exotic” extras.
Fudruckers...stick to burgers. Please. Or take that next leap into the wonderful world of hot dogs! I’m sure adding 3 extra condiments to your bar will seem like nothing compared to the happiness that you will bring to your customers...or at least customer.
This sounds alot like Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage on Conan O’Brian. Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage - A long-running comedy bit in which Late Night staffer Pierre Bernard sits in a recliner and relates a story that has angered him personally recently. This tale is always a long, drawn-out personal tale delivered in a soft-spoken tone that usually involves some sort of comic-book or sci-fi-related medium.
Kathy your Recliner of Rage could focus on condiment situations all over the world. I can see you going very far with this idea.
Here is one of Pierre Bernard’s rants!
// Robotech on Late Night with Conan O’Brien: Pierre Bernard’s “Recliner of Rage”
There was this Japanese Anime TV series call “Robotech” that I started buying on VHS several years ago.
In case you haven’t seen it, “Robotech” is about a little town on Earth that gets taken into space in a bubble, and then battles evil aliens with giant robots.
I had purchased around 25 to 30 “Robotech” tapes, when suddenly they were taken off the market. No one could give me a reason why. And because these were continuing stories, I had no way of finding out how that story ended.
Then, about three years ago, I found out they were releasing the series on DVD box sets. I purchased the first three sets, but then found out online that the company that started releasing the DVDs had gone out of business, and the new company had renamed and repackaged the sets.
I believe I had started collecting the “Macross Saga,” but the “Robotech” website listed 15 different box sets, including “Robotech Master timeline,” “New Generation timeline,” “Robotech Remastered,” “Robotech Remastered Extended Edition,” and “Robotech: The Sentinels”.
I have no idea if these are new stories or some of the same old stories repackaged. And I don’t have the time or money to spend on all of this. Bottom line, America?
Here, there should be one comprehensive “Robotech” DVD set, so I can finally find out what happens to the little town in the space bubble.
(c) 2004 NBC and Late Night with Conan O’Brien. All rights reserved.
Have a great day!
Posted by on 04/06 at 08:27 AMmaybe you should just stop eating hot dogs. that would solve the problem. Either that or only ordering hotdogs at Sams Club or Costco.
Posted by Ryan Moore on 04/10 at 03:21 PMWoot! Thanks to my cousin Ryan, I am not a thread killer. Hell Yes!!
Posted by on 04/12 at 10:17 AM