The Train Commuter's Nose-picking Hood
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Sometimes you want to be polite AND dig for gold all at once.
In train cars, there is very little room for privacy. You’re all up in someone else’s face and the less-than-smooth ride often jostles you into random strangers. You might even end up sittingin their laps by accident! To add to the situation, almost every surface is reflective. This can present a problem for the ardent nose-picker who, despite all efforts at modesty, can STILL be seen in the mirror-like window next to her. And for some reason, there’s a strange morbid curiousity that overtakes onlookers that forces them to gaze into that reflection in disgust yet not turn away.
These incidents should be avoided at all cost! So this year, if you have a loved one living in a train commuter city, buy them the Train Commuter’s Nose-picking Hood™! We have two models available this holiday season: the Full coverage version and the Petite & Polite model.
The Full Coverage hood covers the whole head but has convenient eye holes so that one can still navigate those tricky narrow subway cars. Sure it may look like a KKK hood, but what’s more embarrassing? Blatan bigotry and racism or a finger in your nose up to the knuckle? Convenient assortment of colors prevents inconvenient cases of mistaken identity! (Warning: Please do not wear these with white robes.)
The Petite & Polite model works like a belly dancer’s veil, covering from below the eyes to the bottom of the chin. This opaque yet silky material provides a sexy and stylish way to keep things “under cover!”
Remember folks, nothing is more embarrassing than having a whole rush-hour crowded subway car staring at you as you excavate the cavernous passages of your nose! Be polite! Buy the Nose-picking hood!
Now available for $29.99 USD! Order now!