Preparing "the Sexy"
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
What does that mean? Do people actually use that term? And why am i talking about it anyway?
To give you a bit of context, Dave, Eunice, Slim and I went to see a taping of Conan O’Brien last Friday afternoon. Who was the featured guest for the day? P.DIDDY! At some point, Conan asked Diddy about a rumor he had heard about Diddy’s habits when it came to hotel stays. Apparently the pull out all the stops for him - fresh flowers, a certain scent, bubble bath at exactly that right temperature...You know what he called it? “Preparing ‘THE SEXY.’” Who talks like that? Does he think that this is normal?
This man has people “prepare ‘the sexy’” for him.
So i was thinking about “preparing the sexy” for me: that would involve someone following me 24-7 with some kind of music generating system and some kind of clairvoyant foreknowledge of what would happen so that they could play for me my very own personal soundtrack wherever i went. THAT’s preparing the “sexy.” Oh yeah, and lots of coffee and chocolate littered in my path. Preferably Black Hound truffles and Starbucks Toffenut Mochas.
You know what? Forget about “preparing ‘the sexy.’” I think i’d rather just have “constant ‘sexy’” around me - maybe an entourage of some sort, my own makeup artist, fashion consultant, superhero with flying ability to take me to appointments, personal cook, etc. Oh and we can’t forget the backup dancers. You know, all the things a girl can expect. :D
Dear Lord,
grant Kat’s future husband lots and lots of patience. Or the ability to fly, so Kat can make her appointments.
amen.
Posted by les on 10/13 at 10:23 AMand here I thought preparing the sexy was…
Oh nevermind. I’m just going to bed. *wink*
Posted by on 10/13 at 06:57 PMit felt dirty but i kinda liked it ^____^
Posted by on 10/13 at 08:16 PMI “prepare the sexy” each morning by using the “fancy” spoon to eat my bowl of Froot Loops.
How do you, “prepare the sexy?”
Posted by Jimbo on 10/14 at 03:34 AMpreparing TEH SEXY for a man:
1) cook
that’s it.
extra points for cleaning up afterwards
Posted by level96 on 10/14 at 08:10 AMHey, I just saw that episode of Conan on my Tivo. That’s amazing to watch something at the same time your watching it live. It kind of blows my mind. Its almost like you watch the same tv show that I am watching, but your watching it live. WOW, I can’t get my mind around the concept.
Doh, I should get back to work and stop being silly.
Posted by on 10/14 at 08:41 AMmaybe p diddy shuold have answered “because I 4m t3h sux0r.” it would have made more sence, or maybe “I PWN j00”
Posted by Ryan Moore on 10/14 at 11:22 AMlevel96 wrote:
1) cookthat’s it.
extra points for cleaning up afterwards
I say:
Only if you’re cooking nakid!Posted by leslie on 10/14 at 12:23 PMwhat an incredible amount of posting… did you know it would be so popular, Kat? (^_^)
“I’m too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan...”
Posted by on 10/15 at 06:31 AM