:: Pe-KHOO-liar Things ::
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Things that I finds strange and noteworthy. And possibly disgusting.
Please honey, act your age!
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Peculiar: 12 year old girls on the beach trying to look like they’re 21 or older in order to attract the attention of 21+ year old lecherous men.
Why do young girls insist on trying to rush into situations where their bodies are valued more than their brains or ambitions? I was at the beach today for the fourth of july - there were many many things worth mentioning (including the need for a ban on speedos as well as a regulation requiring waxing for all hairy men) but today we’ll just mention the prepubescent female need to look like Britney or Beyonce. It’s strange because, being that it’s a beach where society keeps grown women more focused on maintaining a prepubescent look, it’s very difficult to tell the teeny-boppers and the “blossomed” women apart.
Why would you wanna rush into a world where men ogle and try to take advantage of you? Where they grab and molest? Is that flattering? Is that something you *really* want to experience at 12? All i can say is, “THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MS. SPEARS! A POX ON YOUR HOUSE! I HOPE THAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER BECOMES ...” No, that’s just wrong. I won’t go there.
Anyway, if you’re 12 and reading this, WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE THE RIGHT AGE TO BE GROPED AND SEXUALLY HARRASSED! Oh, it’s worth the wait...