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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Disclaimer: If you are offended by the word “breast,” please do not read any further. Thank you.
I ask this only because if this is the case, you are about to be seriously offended because that is the topic of this post. Not just breast, but removable breasts.
The big thing right now (heheh no pun intended) is for women to get breast enlargements. I personally have a lot of issues with body augmentations, but that will have to be in The Rants section of this site. For now, we will focus on my BRILLIANT idea to solve the issue of breast size. You see, having large breasts is not always a good thing. Often it causes back pains and other physical maladies such as difficulty in movement (such as running and other exercises). That is simply not comfortable or convenient. My solution is to have Adjustable Breasts™. That’s right. Wouldn’t it be great if you had sets of different sized breast to choose from so that you can find the appropriate size for the each occassion?
Let’s say you have a certain outfit that could really benefit from having a fuller figure. Just slap on the D cups for that day or for that outting. But you want to go work out first. Running is a breeze when you can put on your AA cups! Or maybe for that backless dress that you can’t wear a bra with, you can choose a nice B.
I believe that this is the future of body augmentation. I don’t think it’s a healthy idea, but i think it’s a brilliant idea. If people can convince you that putting bags of silicon in your body is a good idea, it’s a short leap to my idea adjustable breast. If only we could find some way to actually attach them...I don’t think velcro will work so well. I’m not worried--i’ll just leave that for the scientists to figure out. I’m sure there’s a way. I just want to remind you that you read it here first.
GENIUS!!