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Preparation H: How we barely know thee
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Today I got an awkward mis-text.
Have you ever gotten one of those text messages where it was almost too embarrassing to tell the person texting that they had the wrong person? While this may not have really been all that embarrassing, it WAS very tempting to mess with the sender.
This is what it said:
“hey its chelsie i got my phone taken away from chiteroff so yay.....but ill send u the messge after skoo i do really lov u bubba i dont want to loose u ur my eevrythin”
Oh chelsie, bubba don’t want to “loose” u neither. And yes he is thin. eevry thin.
I’m probably a better person for having only sent a text back saying, “I think you have the wrong number!” but I am infinitely a less funny person than I could have been. Drat! Goodness wins the day again! lol