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Preparing "the Sexy"
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
What does that mean? Do people actually use that term? And why am i talking about it anyway?
To give you a bit of context, Dave, Eunice, Slim and I went to see a taping of Conan O’Brien last Friday afternoon. Who was the featured guest for the day? P.DIDDY! At some point, Conan asked Diddy about a rumor he had heard about Diddy’s habits when it came to hotel stays. Apparently the pull out all the stops for him - fresh flowers, a certain scent, bubble bath at exactly that right temperature...You know what he called it? “Preparing ‘THE SEXY.’” Who talks like that? Does he think that this is normal?
This man has people “prepare ‘the sexy’” for him.
So i was thinking about “preparing the sexy” for me: that would involve someone following me 24-7 with some kind of music generating system and some kind of clairvoyant foreknowledge of what would happen so that they could play for me my very own personal soundtrack wherever i went. THAT’s preparing the “sexy.” Oh yeah, and lots of coffee and chocolate littered in my path. Preferably Black Hound truffles and Starbucks Toffenut Mochas.
You know what? Forget about “preparing ‘the sexy.’” I think i’d rather just have “constant ‘sexy’” around me - maybe an entourage of some sort, my own makeup artist, fashion consultant, superhero with flying ability to take me to appointments, personal cook, etc. Oh and we can’t forget the backup dancers. You know, all the things a girl can expect. :D